Sunday, August 20, 2017

Evil Writer Award

Awwww! Look. They named an award after little ol me. 


The Rules:
• Give all credit to the Evil Overlord and genius, 
Kate, for creating this award.
• Give a smaller amount of credit to the Evil Writer who tagged you (which means fall on your hands and knees and thank me for nominating you).• Tag at least two people



K, now. The Evil Writer that I stole this from (actually I borrowed it politely at our Top Secret Evil Writing Meeting)  can be found at her secret hidey hole HERE. Do drop by for tea sometime and annoy her. 

I feel like I should continue my streak of bothering people (It began on the Cookie book tag), so IF you want to annoy this lovely blogger as well might I suggest you request a crumpet? That or we can just leave the poor thing alone. 




How many characters do you typically kill per book? And how many people have you killed in real life, dear? Do you… feel any remorse about this? I’m concerned about you.

In my books? Oh, a few. (But I really shouldn't say since I haven't told any of you about that book....) Also, I prefer the other ways to torture my characters.






 Do you prefer to use weapons of mass destruction like explosions and famine and world war or more personal torture like killing family and friends and pets?

Def. the more personally torture. Why use a weapon of mass destruction anyway? It's lazy. . Kill them all off, nice and slow by breaking their hearts and ruining their lives






 Are you more like Loki, who perpetrates great evil with a creepy grin, or… give me a minute… Darth Vader, who secretly weeps inside his… fake head, whilst destroying the world?

I don't think the grin is creepy. Besides, its more of a smirk in my case.





 What is the most dastardly crime you have ever committed as a writer?
Dastardly? Why! Of all the insults! That is a terrible thing to say and if it wasn't quite so true I just might be very very offended! Hmp! 
Probably leaving interesting questions unanswered and annoying my readers






What kind of chocolate do you most like to devour as you burn things? White, milk, semisweet, or dark? Bonus points if you are so evil you find unsweetened cacao palatable!

All chocolate and any chocolate is welcome. I am currently craving peppermint bark.  




 What is your villainous title? You may not have “Evil Overlord” because that one’s mine.
 I don't have a title. A good villain never does.  I prefer my actions to speak for me. Though a lot of people have been calling me the mad queen and a heartless kitten recently.






 Which of your characters would actually be a match for you if you were to duke it out one on one?
 In my current WIP? No. The only person that comes close is that poor museum guard.
 Probably because everyone you come in contact with is a highly trained assassin. Of course, then again I know all their secrets and just how they will react to things etc. So maybe they are no match for me!






Which character, in all the many books you have undoubtedly written, is most likely to be your Archnemesis?
Well, you don't know who it is...the project is kind of secret right now....







Do you wear a cape? Face paint? A mask? Special underpants? Or do you hide in plain sight… like Moriarty? Give me details!
I may look like the cute little skirt, blogger, french macaroon kind of girl, but I promise you I AM NOT.  You'd think people would learn. I mean, I DO show up places WITH BANDAGED HANDS BECAUSE I BOXED TOO LONG AND WORE THROUGH THE SKIN ON MY KNUCKLES AND...agh. Sorry, This is a bit of a tender spot for me right now.






How do you react when you have to kill off a character that is dear to you? Do you laugh evilly out loud? Do you chuckle under your breath and quickly glance around for your next victim? Do you go and weep in a corner for a month because you just lost a best friend? Or do you just shrug indifferently?

I sniffle and then think to myself " So and so will FLIP when they read this." and then I laugh evilly while lightning flashes behind me. 






  If you had to choose a fictional villain (from book, movies, etc.) to sum up your villainous style as an evil writer, who would it be? Why?

Loki? I plot long, long in advance and cackle when it starts to work. Also, mind control and I look good in the colors green and black. (I would not wear the weird helmet though)
Also, the throwing daggers thing?







The following questions were added by  Sunshine and Rainbows



Do you believe in killing off main characters, or are they your smol precious babies whom you cannot even fathom laying a hand (or steel-tipped ax) upon? (#wimpyevilwriter)

Well, if I killed of a main character in my current WIPS it would seriously mess with the narration, so they are kind of safe. But not all my main characters are narrators in this story. *dramatic music*





Have you ever chickened out of your evilness and tried to resurrect a fallen character whom you have already brutally murdered? Or do you–as they say–let the sleeping skeleton lie?

As I am pretty sure I already said, I haven't killed of any characters yet. Because I have yet to physically write the words.







When murdering a character, do you often describe it in cringe-worthy detail, or do you prefer to say “SPLAT! He’s dead”, and be done with it? (Bonus Question: have you ever actually said “SPLAT! He’s dead” in one of your writing projects?)

Will I give you EVERY gory detail? No.
Will I give you details that will wrench your heart and make you cry? Probably.

(I mean, for those of us that have hearts)





K, I'm tagging.....

Ivie
Because of that long discussion we had in the comment section about world domination.

Skye
Because I really, really need to know if Chayse dies. (Or, you know. Any of your other characters)

10 comments:

  1. Lol, I can SO relate to this. And I feel reeeeeallly guilty admitting that!
    I also prefer personal torture, and I totally agree with your answer to the last question. I'm exactly the same.

    Awesome post, I loved reading this!

    Amy @ A Magical World Of Words

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    1. I cant imagine any way besides personal torture. Blowing up a town just doesn't feel gut wrenching, you know? I mean, unless it is the town that his family lived in or something...

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  2. Lol this was so much fun XD and you have no idea how relatable! (I'm not sure if that's a good thing...) Why is torturing characters so enjoyable?? Us writers are a heartless species.
    I would never kill off a main character, though. THEY ARE MY BABIES. XD

    Indigo
    indigoskysblog.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. I had NO idea how evil I was until I did this tag.

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  3. Thank you, MK. I can't wait to do this one. *laughs manically as lightning flashes in the background* It is only fitting as I do plan to own the world. :)

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    1. Also, did you see that I tagged you? I left it in the comments of your previous post. :)

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    2. You were so excited for it last week when I accidentally posted it, so I was pretty sure you would be. I can't wait to see your answers!

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  4. I shall probably steal this one...

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  5. What an evil way to use the tag, I'm impressed.
    I will do this for my next post
    Thanks for tagging me!

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    1. Yay!I just got Ch. 3, BTW so I am rushing over to drool.. I MEAN READ! Read it. Yeah, that.

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